Playing to his strengths

Debating Trump’s mental ability,

Widely misses his proven agility;

He’s proven he cares

About foreign affairs —

Like the ones where he proves his virility.


La Boheme

A plot synopsis for those listening to the broadcast opera today:


Rudolpho’s in love with Mimi,

And Musetta’s in love with Paree;

The group splits for a while

Though they do reconcile,

But Mimi then succumbs to TB.