Our leader has gained notoriety,
For insulting his allies’ propriety;
Has not tried — much less willed —
A consensus to build,
He is sand in the gears of society.
We welcome our new “Madame Speaker,”
A bona fide pro, thus we seek her;
May her compromise skills
Help bridge dissonant wills,
Thus proving which sex is the weaker!
The Congress is hamstrung by the furlough,
While serious problems still burrow;
The new Congress is tested,
By migrants arrested,
Our system is still far from thorough.
The economy’s basis is sound,
And DC waits for markets rebound;
If he churns up a scare,
Trump contends it’s his flair,
But his tweets are the things that confound!
The Prez says he’s mad at the Fed,
Thinks it’s driven stock markets to red;
“If I’m able to hire ‘em,
I’m able to fire ‘em!”
He plots for Jerome Powell’s head.
Now comes Robert Mueller and renders,
An opinion on Trump and defenders;
He found lies and denial
In hopes of no trial,
And a White House of federal offenders!