The Trump Foundation being sued,

Badly managed, a slush fund as used;

For his own painted portrait

Or largesse that’s corporate,

No charity causes imbued!

Now Trump calls his summit successful,

But Seoul finds the outcome quite stressful;

“Though no nukes is Kim’s pledge,

We feel we have to hedge —

And U.S. troops make us feel restful!”

The Kim-Trump reunion demanded,

For discussion, obscure or quite candid;

Poses risk to each nation

From poor preparation,

Thus a News Flash: the Egos have landed!

Though raised at the Watergate time,

Of the President’s power sublime:

The ultimate question

Some pose the suggestion:

Can he pardon himself for a crime?

The Annapolis speech was a wealth,

Of incorrect facts off the shelf;

Has the fact checker’s mining

Spurred the drafter’s resigning?

The key source of fake news: himself!