Re the Gender Gap

The gender gap Mitt has debated,
His views on abortion created;
On Roe versus Wade
His views are quite staid –
Thus his options for women truncated.

Ill-Concieved Comment

The Senate contender Todd Akin,
Now cut from his party, forsaken;
His views on conception
Could use some correction,
On rape — he is badly mistaken.

Mitt’s Trips

A funny thing happened to Mitt,
He got British hosts in a snit;
He talked about stuff
Without background enough,
Now the British press calls him a twit!

And progressing to Israel he praised
(Not aware of the grief he has raised),
Jewish cultural traits
Stronger econ growth makes –
Leaving Arabs insulted and dazed.