The gender gap Mitt has debated,
His views on abortion created;
On Roe versus Wade
His views are quite staid –
Thus his options for women truncated.
The Senate contender Todd Akin,
Now cut from his party, forsaken;
His views on conception
Could use some correction,
On rape — he is badly mistaken.
Mitt Romney has chosen Paul Ryan,
As Veep candidate he’ll be tryin’,
To prove his true mettle
In hopes it will settle
Concern his slim record’s implying.
Mitt and Barak are competing,
And public opinion entreating,
But where they most clash
Is competing for cash —
Essential for campaign completing!
A funny thing happened to Mitt,
He got British hosts in a snit;
He talked about stuff
Without background enough,
Now the British press calls him a twit!
And progressing to Israel he praised
(Not aware of the grief he has raised),
Jewish cultural traits
Stronger econ growth makes –
Leaving Arabs insulted and dazed.