An Oft Heard Chorus

As the graduates march in tradition,

Earning laurels for great erudition,

The parental refrain,

There’s no need to explain:

“Hallelujah, the end of tuition!”


Pseudo Strategy

When it comes to unnerving Iran,

The President says “That I can!”

“I’ll strike till they ask us

to not bomb Damascus,

Or is it in Afghanistan?”