On Morals

Is the White House now far beyond principles?

Is it staffed by a group of invincibles?

Each one there should act

With high morals and tact,

And shouldn’t play hard to convince-able!


On Groundhog’s Day

There once was a groundhog named Phil,

Who forecast a very long chill;

To avoid this sad fate

His friends found him a mate,

Now they both can stay warm with a thrill