The economy’s basis is sound,
And DC waits for markets rebound;
If he churns up a scare,
Trump contends it’s his flair,
But his tweets are the things that confound!
The Prez says he’s mad at the Fed,
Thinks it’s driven stock markets to red;
“If I’m able to hire ‘em,
I’m able to fire ‘em!”
He plots for Jerome Powell’s head.
Today is the Friday most black,
When the retailers score what they lack;
Be it color or size,
Or a style compromise,
Just shop! You can take it all back!
The Fourteenth Amendment makes clear,
An Amcit is one who’s born here;
And the child can’t be faulted
Nor parents assaulted,
Escaping from hunger and fear.
The immigrant march is progressing,
An evil Trump finds worth repressing;
But taken in context
It’s poverty’s complex,
Which our policies aren’t addressing.
In Canada new law takes some chances,
Giving cannabis legal advances;
Some investors enraptured
See markets not captured,
Redefining the term ”high finances!”
The Prez gives advice to the Fed?
Such politicization we dread;
His naive presumption
Based purely on gumption,
Better stick to his tweeting instead!