Our leader has gained notoriety,
For insulting his allies’ propriety;
Has not tried — much less willed —
A consensus to build,
He is sand in the gears of society.
We welcome our new “Madame Speaker,”
A bona fide pro, thus we seek her;
May her compromise skills
Help bridge dissonant wills,
Thus proving which sex is the weaker!
The Congress is hamstrung by the furlough,
While serious problems still burrow;
The new Congress is tested,
By migrants arrested,
Our system is still far from thorough.
Now comes Robert Mueller and renders,
An opinion on Trump and defenders;
He found lies and denial
In hopes of no trial,
And a White House of federal offenders!
So the White House has fired Jim Sessions,
Not an unforeseen course of progressions;
To the President’s bliss
We can all agree this
Now confirms his deep-seated obsessions!
The Fourteenth Amendment makes clear,
An Amcit is one who’s born here;
And the child can’t be faulted
Nor parents assaulted,
Escaping from hunger and fear.