Still Hazy after all these Years…

Giuliani now claims there’s confusion,
Still denies there was ever collusion;
     “Perhaps a GOP guy,
      To a Russian said ‘Hi!'”
The excuses still come in profusion!

Fed Head Retread?

The Prez says he’s mad at the Fed,

Thinks it’s driven stock markets to red;

“If I’m able to hire ‘em,

I’m able to fire ‘em!”

He plots for Jerome Powell’s head.