Her media skills unsurpassed,
She keeps them controlled but harassed;
She guides the discussion
And evades repercussion:
The sorcerer’s apprentice learned fast!
Omarosa now says she was dissed,
General Kelly has had her dismissed;
And Trump first defends her,
Then turns and offends her:
But who had the apprentice enlist?
Is Chris Collins an insider trader?
We’d thought his morality greater;
When the pharma tests failed,
He called family and bailed —
He’s brought House ethics down to a nadir!
A TESLA investor named Elon,
Displayed attitude others would steal on;
He hid his technology
But not his psychology,
Keeping patents he wouldn’t reveal on!
The correction of Trump is not credible,
His true thinking once said not unsaidable;
And his will to learn facts
Is not all that he lacks:
He finds humble pie is inedible!
Our President is acting like Nero;
Causing crises while playing the hero;
For his tepid discussion
With a hard-headed Russian
I’d give Putin a ten, Trump a zero.