The Congress is hamstrung by the furlough,
While serious problems still burrow;
The new Congress is tested,
By migrants arrested,
Our system is still far from thorough.
The economy’s basis is sound,
And DC waits for markets rebound;
If he churns up a scare,
Trump contends it’s his flair,
But his tweets are the things that confound!
The Prez says he’s mad at the Fed,
Thinks it’s driven stock markets to red;
“If I’m able to hire ‘em,
I’m able to fire ‘em!”
He plots for Jerome Powell’s head.
Now comes Robert Mueller and renders,
An opinion on Trump and defenders;
He found lies and denial
In hopes of no trial,
And a White House of federal offenders!
Today is the Friday most black,
When the retailers score what they lack;
Be it color or size,
Or a style compromise,
Just shop! You can take it all back!
So the White House has fired Jim Sessions,
Not an unforeseen course of progressions;
To the President’s bliss
We can all agree this
Now confirms his deep-seated obsessions!
The Fourteenth Amendment makes clear,
An Amcit is one who’s born here;
And the child can’t be faulted
Nor parents assaulted,
Escaping from hunger and fear.